Euros 2024 Gifts

Euros final

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Mario Draghi

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Euro Bait

The Eurozone Explained

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"We'll always hate Paris."

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

EU - Constitution

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

International Speculators

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

All you'd expect in a British car!

House of Cards - Europe.

The Ruins of the Euro

'The delegates from Italy and Greece couldn't afford another night in a hotel.'

The Pillars of the European Central Bank.

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

Covid Euro 2020

'I'll get my coat!'

E.U. Health Farm

'Just a touch of Hollandaise sauce and everything will be delicious, Mrs. Merkel.'

Fall of the Euro