Euphemism Explorers Pillows

'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Conspiracy Theory Books

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Switchback Playground.

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Deidre's right. 'Challenging current dynamics' sounds better than SNAFU."

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."

At the end of the day everything on the table is low-hanging fruit.

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

"You're gonna love this place."

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

"The person who is certain he is right is certain to be wrong."

"She's not fat! She's Rubenesque!!"

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

"Yo! Check it out"