Eu Policy Wonk Pillows

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"I told you not to hire that British architect!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"National security adviser"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

E.U. Banking Union.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'The recession is over, again.'

Obama Healthcare.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

EU: Behind the scenes.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Rock and a Hard Place

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

'What I have to do first?!'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'