European Policy Maker Pillows

Sisyphus

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Russia Money Laundering

Flat tax - equal burden?

Think Tank

Economy

Earth stove

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'The recession is over, again.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"