Etiquette Debater Pillows

"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Like Minded

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Verbal Orders

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."