Ethics Philosopher Pillows

"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."

"Some say that lethal injection isn't a humane way for killers to die...murder wasn't so great either."

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

Bribing St. Peter

'Billy, they've offered to look the other way on illegal and immoral transgressions if you drop your 'I need to be spoiled rotten' demand.'

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Squeezing the Free Press.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Ban on Free Speech

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?