Ethics In Sports Pillows

'There's more to life than winning. . .there's also testing negative for performance enhancing drugs.'

"These drugs in sports are tearing the game apart."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

The Price of Freedom

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Moulting"