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"It's only a conflict of interest if the data turns out good."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Department of Nanotechnology

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Science and Coronavirus

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Scientists building a tower

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.