Ethical Trade Advocate T-Shirts

'No! This is the office of FAIR trading!'

"This is our top of the line coffee machine, from exploited child labourer direct to your cup."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Slavery Reparations

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

Anonymous Donations

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'Why yes, the resume is a very important basis for who we hire.'

"It's not easy being green…"

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"Actually, sir, I’ve found that the shortest distance between two points is money."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Free-range C.E.O.s

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'