Ethical Shopping Gifts

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

Cheap Unethical Clothes

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

'Of course I support poor children. That's why I bought this dress, handmade by a 12-years old Indian girl that earns only 30 cents a day.'

Protester for Banning Third World Worker Abuse Wearing T-Shirt Stating 'Cheaper Clothes Now!

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

The most moral consumer

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

Introducing clean conscience products

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

'No! This is the office of FAIR trading!'

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

"This is our top of the line coffee machine, from exploited child labourer direct to your cup."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Consumption Graph.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'