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"What would Aristotle do?"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Others will fight for you

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Sod U OK!?"

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

Word problems in math class.

Arabian Buyer

A simple guide to political right philosophy

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

How the Trump budget policy gets made.

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

'I haven't talked to you about business ethics, have I?'

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

Accountant to job seeker: 'Any skills besides being good at Sudoku?'

The angel and the devil.

"Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero."

Whistle-blower.