Ethical Inspiration Pillows

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Others will fight for you

' A good idea '

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Do me next."

Bright idea

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Better times ahead.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Chicken soup books

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'