Ethical Inspiration Pillows

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Others will fight for you

' A good idea '

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Do me next."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bright idea

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Better times ahead.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Don't Take No For an Answer

Chicken soup books

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.