Ethical Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fee by being more ethical?" legal fees by being more ethical?"

Ethics exam cheater.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trappist Monk Discord

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Bailiff."

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"We make crime pay."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Some scents are nonsense.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Totalitarian Humour

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

A baby in court

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"How is it in Russia?"

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.