Ethical Economics Aficionado Gifts

"It just appeared after I'd transferred my portfolio into ethical investments."

Others will fight for you

Will work for ETFs

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

COVID-19 Stops Economy

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Eurobonds Explained.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Business News.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Nervous World Markets.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

survival of the fittest

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

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