Ethereal String Master Gifts

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Occupational Hazards.

An amplified harp

No Bruch!

Violinist.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Lord of the Strings.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

'Anything good on tonight?'

Music from the moon.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Double Bass.

Niccolo Paganini

Bad Violinist.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Cellist on Mars

Cellists do it an octave lower

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

Musician with eyepatch

Steve Morse

Playing the Puppet Strings