Ethanol Refinery Worker Prints

Drought ruined corn crop.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Keystone XL

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Energy trap.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Camel In The Tent

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

There's no real oil emergency...

'Who is to blame?'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.