Ethanol Refinery Worker Mugs

Drought ruined corn crop.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

US Energy Needs.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Keystone XL

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

Camel In The Tent

'Who is to blame?'

There's no real oil emergency...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

The Procrastinator

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'