Eternal Upgrader Pillows

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Never stop learning"

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"You're in the wrong queue, sir. . . the 'Air-of-entitlement, upgrade-demands' counter, is over there."

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Before-You-Know-It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Communications.

"My son's going back. Have you anything for a 78 year old."