Eternal Scroller Mugs

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Football Angel

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

Why god isn't listening...

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Human evolution

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Wang Yangming listens.

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

'Doing?'

F. Uh-oh

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."