Eternal Scroller Prints

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"I have to get this project finished."

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

Football Angel

Why god isn't listening...

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Human evolution

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Wang Yangming listens.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

Learn How To Ignore Positive Thoughts Keep Scrolling.

"When your feed is 50% 'You're doing great just surviving this' and 50% 'Lose those lockdown lovehandles today'."