Eternal Prankster Pillows

'He never listened to his mother!'

Cemetary memorial shows PIN number never revealed to heirs.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Diving Cat.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Teddy Bear