Eternal Performer Pillows

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'He never listened to his mother!'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Damned if you do...

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Snake listening to music on headphones.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Football Angel

Cemetary memorial shows PIN number never revealed to heirs.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"If I were a carpenter"

"Wow. Tough cloud."

'I don't go much on the picture, but I think the theme music will be a hit.'

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

'Me retire? Never!!!'

When I was young I worked at being hip, now I hope my hip keeps working.

'I want to be buried in the smoking section!'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

Stonehenge Theatre

Cavemen and ballet dancers

"Is it my imagination, Moira, or has the clock stopped ticking?"

"Three guesses."

"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

"You're an oaf but we do need more funny people."

"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."

"O.K., but this time with a little less feeling."

'Go ahead and get a lawyer, but where do you think you'll find one around here?'