Eternal Optimist In Sports Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

The Death of the Blues

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Infinity Tavern

Cupid

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"I think I can". (train)

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."