Optimistic Athletes Pillows

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"It all looks fine to me."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

Happiness

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'