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Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Lion v Kiwi.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Four Stages of Boyhood

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Nebraska-Oklahoma

"This should be hilarious."

Forever Football Fan

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

'He doesn't even talk to me during half-time commercials any more.'

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

'If you really loved me, you'll marry me on Superbowl weekend!'

It's the darkest day of my life. That's sayin' something what's up? A bit of a preface. As you know, Sadie Cohen is my arch nemesis. The dark lord to my Skywalker. The Gates to by Jobs, the Yankees to my Red Sox, the Playstation to my Wii. Get to the point. The carbs to my lean meats and veggies. Oh never mind.

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

Ferguson winds up Wenger

'I don't think I'll ever really be happy again.'

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

'Do ya feel it? It's like a dahk, smelly cloud descended on us. Somethin' rotten...somethin'...EVIL!'

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

"Uh-oh."

'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'

'In a surprise announcement, North Dakota today declared South Dakota a 'rogue state'...'