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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Lion v Kiwi.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Four Stages of Boyhood

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Nebraska-Oklahoma

"This should be hilarious."

Forever Football Fan

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

'He doesn't even talk to me during half-time commercials any more.'

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

'If you really loved me, you'll marry me on Superbowl weekend!'

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

'I don't think I'll ever really be happy again.'

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

"Uh-oh."

'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'

'In a surprise announcement, North Dakota today declared South Dakota a 'rogue state'...'