Eternal Doubter T-Shirts

Information. 2nd. Opinion.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Damned if you do...

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Is this a trick question?'

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

A never ending 3D maze knot.

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

Meredith Smits. Devoted wife, mother and worry wart. Did I leave the iron on?...

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

"More proof there's an afterlife."

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

'Blindly following market trends generally works for me, but when it doesn't, I blame computer trading.'

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

"There's just nothing new under the sun."

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

"Torture in Hell awaits those who question God's love!"

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

'She said the Skeptic's Club has been disbanded due to doubts about the leadership, but I don't buy that baloney for one minute.'