Eternal Doubter T-Shirts

Information. 2nd. Opinion.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Damned if you do...

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Is this a trick question?'

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"More proof there's an afterlife."

"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

"There's just nothing new under the sun."

'Blindly following market trends generally works for me, but when it doesn't, I blame computer trading.'

"Torture in Hell awaits those who question God's love!"

"This really is heaven - unlimited free calling minutes."

'She said the Skeptic's Club has been disbanded due to doubts about the leadership, but I don't buy that baloney for one minute.'