Eternal Competitor Mugs

'He was competitive to the very end.'

'Al was competitive to the end!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Danth battle?

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

' Love and pole vault'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

On the start position

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Space Hopper Rodeo

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Rugger.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

'Me retire? Never!!!'

'For goodness sake, let's stop this madness!'

"It's your turn."

I've been banned from the dog-park: when a ball is thrown, I get too competitive, and since I'm a sore loser, I get aggressive...

Egg and spoon race.