Eternal Competitor Prints

'He was competitive to the very end.'

'Al was competitive to the end!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Played Wordle Fair and Square

' Love and pole vault'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Rugger.

On the start position

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Space Hopper Rodeo

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

'Me retire? Never!!!'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

Egg and spoon race.

"It's your turn."