Esoteric Explorers Pillows

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"Who's there?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Ill next Thursday

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Amateur Palmist

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Wiccapedia.

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

"Picnic Area 51"

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

The indigo children.

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'