Eccentric Explorers Pillows

'Have you noticed there are more foot fetishists around today than usual?'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

Wine Country.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Who are These People?"

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"Who's there?"

"You there - shoo!"

A mad scientist.