Escapism Gifts

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Harry Houdini

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Thank God it's Friday.

Tramps Play Monoply

'Quiet Desperation... 50 cents for 5 minutes'

Avenue of Escape - Next Exit.

Escaping the Firing Squad.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

The worst ever scenario.

'I'd like a room for the weekend -- My husband's at home watching a Benny Hill film festival.'

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

"All our operators are busy..."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'I go to the movies to escape. The violence on the screen isn't nearly as bad as what I see on the news.'

American Idle

"Wait, I thought we were only supposed to bury our heads in the sand?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

How conspiracy theories start...

"Jeanine, there's no one I'd rather binge-watch TV with in a desperate attempt to escape a world I find terrifying and perplexing than you."

Somewhere on the other side of the world.

"The president today, called on Hollywood to make more feel-good movies."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Virtual Reality Check

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Come with me. there's no 2020 down here."

Desert Island Game

Desert Island Water skiing.

Back to The Present - I

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."