Escaping A Tough Situation Gifts

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

A vampire in a canoe.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Desert Island Inmate

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"Gah! Too many people!"

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

Turkey on the run.

Protection of battered women

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

In the embarrassment cemetery