Escaping A Tough Situation Prints

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

A vampire in a canoe.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Elevator/Open Range

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Desert Island Inmate

"Gah! Too many people!"

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Protection of battered women

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

Turkey on the run.

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.

'Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.'

In the embarrassment cemetery