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"I forgot why I came in here, but maybe I just came in here to forget."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

Last Chance For Reality

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Zoo Employees

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I've half a mind to protest."

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Message in a bottle.

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

ARchie Smith cartoonist

Don Quixote

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'Been coming here ever since Florida got crowded.'

Virtual Reality Check

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'