Ernest Borgnine Fan Pillows

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

A man cheers

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"You've still got it Joao."

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"Goal!"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

Rugby scrum.

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Barges Pursue the Crews

"We earn more every couple of days than Willie Mays ever got for a full season. Are we overpaid, or what?"

Sochi 2014

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

Battledore and shuttlecock.

Acting in Progress

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future...It's very common for people in your position, have you thought about supporting a different team?"

'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'