Equities Pillows

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The Three Wise Queens

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

A child runs an equity stand.

wealth investment

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

Got Rationality?

"You don't see much in the way of rioting and looting when an unarmed white man is killed by the police."

"He downgraded Apple."

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"Don't tell me we've got to stay even longer in this godforsaken dump!"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

Stock Exchange.

'Always bought low.'

'Believe it or not there actually was a time when we accepted money for executing trades up to 5,000 shares.'

"I want a bigger slice."

Stock Exchange. I don't worry about whether or not stocks are going to fall. I worry about whether they're going to bounce or go "splat" when they do fall.

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

Not a Work Place, A Woke Place.

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Equity Table Dance Club

Flip That Universe with Albert Einstein

"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

"Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour." "Why not?" "'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the cafe to somewhere where people earn much less?" "If people earn much less, they won't be able to afford your products." "If there's one thing people love more than affording to buy stuff, it's buying stuff they can't afford." "Sweet, innocent Rudy."

Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg.

'I'm starting to wonder if all my 'Account Executive' got on her broker's exam was nail polish.'

'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'