Equity Trader Pillows

"It somehow makes our financial collapse more real when witnessed in 4K HDR OLED."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The president's men

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Will work for ETFs

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Why markets crash.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.