Equities Prints

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The Three Wise Queens

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

A child runs an equity stand.

wealth investment

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"He downgraded Apple."

Got Rationality?

"You don't see much in the way of rioting and looting when an unarmed white man is killed by the police."

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"Don't tell me we've got to stay even longer in this godforsaken dump!"

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Stock Exchange.

'Always bought low.'

'Believe it or not there actually was a time when we accepted money for executing trades up to 5,000 shares.'

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

Flip That Universe with Albert Einstein

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

Equity Table Dance Club

Not a Work Place, A Woke Place.

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'I'm starting to wonder if all my 'Account Executive' got on her broker's exam was nail polish.'

"Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour." "Why not?" "'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the cafe to somewhere where people earn much less?" "If people earn much less, they won't be able to afford your products." "If there's one thing people love more than affording to buy stuff, it's buying stuff they can't afford." "Sweet, innocent Rudy."

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'

"We're a colourblind company here.. to us you are black and invisible."