Equine Admirers Mugs

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Havin' a favorite cow is one thing, but that's downright ridiculous.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"He was a very good boy."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Stubborn Horse

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

High Riders of the Old West

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Yakety-Yak

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Gentlemen Riders