Equestrian Escapist Pillows

A man having difficulty staying on his horse.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The Runaway Horse

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Cake Escape

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

A Girl and Her Horse

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Lasso

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Medieval Knievel

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Riding Accidents

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

el doctor

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Hey! That's wheat!"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.