Equations T-Shirts

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

E=mc2.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

Mathematicians erase equation.

"But Mr. Peters...I didn't leave advanced algebra, advanced algebra left me."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'They say that sarcasm is not a proper rebuttal to an equation.'

'That's what I call women's logic.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'But, somehow, I just can't accept it philosophically.'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

Scientists argue about blackboard mathematic equation.

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

Genius Envy

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

No, you shut your pi hole.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain