Equation Solver Gifts

"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."

'Just a darn minute! -- Yesterday you said that X equals two!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Jesus could probably work this problem. He was good at working miracles!"

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Solving Aquadrtic Equations

Cursing Scientist.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'Maths is like a pigeon. I like it when it's not over my head.'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Protoplasm

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Innovative

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.