Equal-opportunity Employer Admirer Pillows

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Statue of Female Executive

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Women Possibilities

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

Sweet Girl Graduates

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!

What to disclose at a job interview

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Antiunion, Inc: 'You get paid less because of your preexisting condition - you're a woman.'

'Yes, does the work of two me...or one woman.'

'If workers had the same rights as managers'

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

Moses looks for a real job.

"It drives me MAD when people complain about the lack of DIVERSITY in our recruitment."