Epitaph Collector Prints

Last Tweet Cemetery.

A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".

A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "Here lies Helayne Spinak - 103 pounds, go prove it."

Gravestone: See You Soon

I had better days. R.I.P.

Gravestone of a man who refused to wear a mask during the pandemic

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Teapot

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'How old is this vase?'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'