Specimen Collector Prints

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Hamlet'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"It makes you look old."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

The Specimen Hunter

Shakespearean Actor

Punkcakes

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"