Specimen Collector Prints

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Hamlet'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

The Specimen Hunter

Shakespearean Actor

Punkcakes

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Rescuing the Music Industry.