Epic Quest Lover Prints

Warrior Woman

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

Virgil

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Homer

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Don Quichotte's shadow

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Valkyrie.

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

John Milton

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

'Look Arthur! Your Holy Grail!'

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

John Keats.