Ephemeral Economists Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the unique world of ephemeral economists? Our collection blends humor, creativity, and a touch of wit, perfect for those who love to innovate and adapt swiftly to changing trends. Whether they’re analyzing markets or just love a clever joke, find something special that resonates with their quick-change mindset.

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"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?" mockup

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.' mockup

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

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Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..." mockup

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

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"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining." mockup

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

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"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

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'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....' mockup

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

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"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?" mockup

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

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'The people who've been running our economy say we don't have to worry about global warming.'

'The people who've been running our economy say we don't have to worry about global warming.' mockup

'The people who've been running our economy say we don't have to worry about global warming.'

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'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!' mockup

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

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'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!' mockup

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

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....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry. mockup

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

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"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes." mockup

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

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More toxic assets.

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Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform mockup

Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

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'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.' mockup

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

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'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.' mockup

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

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"Leading economic indicators tell me I should go shopping."

"Leading economic indicators tell me I should go shopping." mockup

"Leading economic indicators tell me I should go shopping."

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"Remember when we went out every weekend?? I miss that... Let's get dressed up and go somewhere really expensive!!"

"Remember when we went out every weekend?? I miss that... Let's get dressed up and go somewhere really expensive!!" mockup

"Remember when we went out every weekend?? I miss that... Let's get dressed up and go somewhere really expensive!!"

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Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets. mockup

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

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Flat tax

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'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!' mockup

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

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"Now that we've received our stimulus checks I think I'll head down town and riot."

"Now that we've received our stimulus checks I think I'll head down town and riot." mockup

"Now that we've received our stimulus checks I think I'll head down town and riot."

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Covid Relief

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Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'. mockup

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

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'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.' mockup

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

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'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.' mockup

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

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'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.' mockup

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

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'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattress.'

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattress.' mockup

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattress.'

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Man weighing a pound sign against Great Britain.

Man weighing a pound sign against Great Britain. mockup

Man weighing a pound sign against Great Britain.

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Ephemeral Economists Gifts Collection

Ephemeral Economists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for ephemeral economists—perfect for witty sips during quick coffee breaks or long brainstorming sessions.

Ephemeral Economists Pillows

Browse our pillows for ephemeral economists—bring comfort and a splash of wit to any creative space or relaxation area.

Ephemeral Economists Prints

Discover our art prints for ephemeral economists—celebrate their dynamic mindset with clever designs that inspire and entertain.

Ephemeral Economists T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts crafted for ephemeral economists—blend humor and creativity to express their love for transient trends.