Envy Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I met TIm from college, he must earn ten times what we do and he has a company porsche!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'It was great. I hated it.'

EU

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Tsipras and Merkel

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Merkel's shadow.

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

EU in a cul-de-sac?

Getting to Know You

French Street.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Britain leaves

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

Defensive EU

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

Whither now, EU?

'Just a touch of Hollandaise sauce and everything will be delicious, Mrs. Merkel.'

Due to votes on the line the 2016 gravy train to Brussels is cancelled.

Brexit Trick or Treat?

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

Merkel and Johnson

"Your grass looks great."