Envy Enthusiasts Prints

'I met TIm from college, he must earn ten times what we do and he has a company porsche!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'It was great. I hated it.'

EU

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Tsipras and Merkel

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Merkel's shadow.

French Street.

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

EU in a cul-de-sac?

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Britain leaves

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Brexit Trick or Treat?

Due to votes on the line the 2016 gravy train to Brussels is cancelled.

Defensive EU

Whither now, EU?

"I have dusk free."

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

Merkel and Johnson

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

'Just a touch of Hollandaise sauce and everything will be delicious, Mrs. Merkel.'