Environmentally Rooted Gifts

'Behind the barricades, Mack. Are you rooted to that spot?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

REPENT! Get back to nature

The unforgiving tree

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

Tree funeral.

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'