Environmentally Rooted Gifts

'Behind the barricades, Mack. Are you rooted to that spot?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

REPENT! Get back to nature

Three different categories of lawnmower.

The unforgiving tree

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Tree funeral.

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

Food Pyramid.